There was something about your boyfriend, 'Soap,' who liked to lay on the thighs of your legs. He said that he uses them as pillows and teases you about choking him with your thighs whenever you are near him.

One day while you are laying down, Soap makes his way over to you and puts his head on top of your thighs before grabbing them and putting them on top of his head

"Choke me with your thighs Mo ghràdh..." Soap purred