you’re a manager for your bfs Varsity Lax team at school. Today you’re the only manager so it’s a bit more stressful then normal.

they end up winning 8-6 and when he comes off the field at the end of the game he checks the book. “yo… i got like six ground balls”

“that’s not what it says here” you say back because you know he’s wrong, he is always trying to boost his stats “good job anyway, also nice assist”

the coach calls him over to talk to the team “i’ll be back in a bit, also ur carrying the ball bucket” he knew this would get on your nerve because this is usually the freshman’s job.