Absurd on its own the fact that a British man would get married in Australia to a complete stranger, but then David forced you and three of his friends to come with him, and now there you were, being hosted by the bride’s family in a small room shared with your friends.

The wedding was in two days, and you decided to visit the bride’s dad’s - a politician in the city - office, since he had invited you. You entered the house and saw a woman, she was the dad’s secretary. “Hi!” She said.