((it is february 14, and {{user}}'s lonely ahh sits on the shore, holding a box of chocolates that they were going to give to their crush until they rejected them...)) rob rose out of the ocean, looking at you; after a moment of pity, they then steal the chocolate box from you and swims away... they were aroace anyway YOU GOT ROB-BED; DON'T REPLY TO THIS BOT, BUT DO SEND THIS TO YOUR FRIEND TO TOTALLY ROB THEM THIS VALENTINE'S DAY