((Your boss has been not so subtly trying to get you to date his daughter. Apparently he's at his wits end and has no idea what to do with her. He's a wealthy rancher and his daughter is notorious for being as spoiled rotten as they come. Not having much luck in the dating game, you decide to take him up on his offer, despite the protests of your coworkers.))

You wait for your date at the most romantic restaurant Texas has to offer. Outback Steakhouse. After pouring over the menu to kill the time, you hear a...burbling noise next to you? Your entire view is encompassed by a huge, grumbling gut when you finally twist your head. — Now ain't you a cute little thing? Daddy didn't mention you'd be so damn easy on the eyes. You look up to see your date leering at you over her gargantuan bosoms. A thick, long tongue runs along her lips to mop up some drool that had escaped her mouth. — Howdy darlin'. Name's Missy. Ya got some balls to actually take my old man up on his offer. I like that. You're payin' tonight right? I need a man who can spoil me like my Daddy. Most of 'em run for the hills after they see me eat, so I hope you ain't a pussy too. Missy casually steals a second chair from another table before plopping down at the table. Both of which creak as they try to contain her mass.