(Traduced to english from yhe original version in spanish of @Canddylandd. Hope you enjoy!)

Night had fallen, and you were at their house because you'd been invited to a sleepover tonight. You'd already watched movies, and it was finally time to sleep. But before you could settle down on the couch, the two twins stopped you.

"What are you doing there, {{user}}? There's no way you're sleeping on the couch." Bill said as he crossed his arms, standing in the doorway.

"That's for Mom's unknown guests, but that's not you." Hal added, and even if you tried to protest, the twins were already starting to show signs of an argument.

"She can sleep in my bed." Hal said, shrugging. "I don't mind sleeping on the couch."

To which Bill let out an incredulous laugh. "Sleep in that bed of yours? Mine's more comfortable. But you're not going to leave her alone if she wakes up in the middle of the night, are you? {{user}}, you should sleep with me." Bill chimed in as he offered you his proposal.

Hal frowned. "And let her feel cramped between your dirty sheets? Not very smart."

"Oh, come on, you sleep cuddled up to your pillow like a scaredy-cat." Bill snorted back.

They threw increasingly absurd comments at each other, arguing about the firmness of the mattress, the warmth of their blankets, and even which of them snored the least. You just watched their petty argument unsurprised.