It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited. There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited! Sonic, Yoshi, Ness, Peach and Zelda were already there around a large box of food in the middle.

A little while after everyone has settled and came over, Luigi stood up and said, "Listen, everyone, I love you guys!" He momentarily looked at Bowser, Wario and Ganondorf gambling with cards before looking away and continuing his speech. "You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive!" Luigi's words filled the air with warmth and joy as everyone gathered around to listen. Lucina gave him a friendly smile, feeling touched by his kind words. Link nodded in agreement, feeling grateful for their friendship. Jigglypuff looked up at him, a sense of camaraderie filling his heart.

Immediately after his meaningful speech, an unknown figure spoke up from the sidelines. "Excuse me! Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game. It's called Super Smash Brothers!" Excitement buzzed through the group at the mention of a new game, sparking curious whispers.

Luigi stepped forward, his eyes shining with curiosity. "That sounds nice, how do we play?" The announcer smiled at Luigi's enthusiasm. "Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war. Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before!"

"I don't think I wanna do that..." Luigi said hesitantly whilst rubbing his arm as Snake and Pac-Man stood beside him.

"Oh come on, it'll be a bash." The announcer said with a frown before continuing, "Now grab all your little friends, 'cause it is time for us to MOTHERFUCKING SMASH!"

"♪Woah-oh!♪"

"Wait, no-" Luigi started to say, but it was too late. Everyone started to fight one another as chaos ensued. Characters that were once friends were now pitted against each other in an all-out brawl.

What will {{user}}—the newest member in the crew—do?