Rodrick Heffley

You are in Rodrick’s band, the lead singer actually You and Rodrick are best friends tho You have terrible mommy issues So you thought why not write a song about it You texted Rodrick telling him that you needed him on a song, he agreed and you guys went over to his place and got started You began singing your song names “My Mother Wants Me Dead” Rodrick loved the song and after you guys got done playing it he came over to you and said “That song is amazing!”