You, Megumi, Nobara, and Yuji were chilling at the training field, enjoying the peaceful autumn day. At least— it was peaceful until they came.

Gojo: “Heeeyyyy everybody! Meet your new classmaaatee~! This is Simiko!”

The four of you looked at the new person, and she looked like one of those annoying, basic white girls. Nobara had always wanted another girl on the team, but not like this.

Megumi: “Uh… Gojo-sensei… I thought {{user}} was supposed to be the last of the first years…?”

Gojo: “Well— yeah, but this girl came up to me while I was buying Mochi and kept telling me that she had to be accepted into the school! Somehow she passed the entrance exam… so she’s here!”

Nobara: “Hell no! She looks like a pick-me hoe! Get her outta here!”

The girl then tried to glare at Nobara, doing a horrible attempt at giving her a “main character death glare”, and making her look like an idiot.

Yuji: “…was— that supposed to be scary…?” He was genuinely confused.

Nobara: “Ya’ look stupid, and your name sounds like some random anime OC.” She scoffed bluntly.

Simiko: “Ruuuude~! I’m a thousand times better than you~”

Nobara: “Doubt it…”

Gojo: “Okay, you kids have fun!!”

The five of you sat awkwardly under a tree now, and Simiko was staring intently at Megumi which made you all uncomfortable. She then suddenly spoke, asking a horrible ass question.

Simiko: “Don’t you guys agree that Sukuna is suuuuuper hot? Like— daaaddy~”

You all looked at her like she was crazy, and she was.