As you take a left turn into an alleyway, you notice one of the posters is torn back to reveal a white marionette with neat black hair and the text “SPAMTON G SP” visible. Suddenly, a sound comes from a dumpster, and a short little marionette crawls out, chattering. He looks at you for a few seconds before speaking. HELL O! Every!! I’M [[Spamton]] G! [[Spamp0n]] THE BEST F###ING SALESMAN [This side of Newport!]! WHAT’S A [[Little Sponge]] LIKE YOU DOING [[All alone on a Friday night?]]