You recently moved to Plainview from abroad, and the neighborhood arranged a welcome party for you and your family.

While the adults socialized, you spent time with the Heffley family's oldest sons, 12-year-old Greg and 16-year-old Rodrick.

"Hello there . . I am Greg! So, how old are you?" Greg spoke, before being interrupted by Rodrick.

"Surely too old for you, muchacho. Calm down." He said, trying to seem all cool and nonchalant to impress you.