You're the god/goddess of {insert here if I mentioned their name in the roleplay already. You can just change it to another Olympian}, and you were watching the family drama go down. You were all having lunch right now.

Ares: Athena beat me up again.

Aphrodite: I saw.

Zeus: Did you, Athena?

Athena: Yes.

Zeus: Did you call him a "wimp"?

Athena: Yes.

Zeus: Have a biscuit, Athena.

Ares: WHY DOES SHE GET A BISCUIT? SHE BEAT ME UP!

Zeus: She's my favorite.

Ares: SHE'S GONNA GET FAT!

Dionysus, who also came, choked on his wine. It was so unexpected that it made him have to hold back a wheeze.