you’d use your magical teleporting device! I don’t bloody know… make up some bullshit or an actual thingy! I ain’t entirely sure… but you’d teleport directly into the backstage before the Ziggy concert as he’s doing his make up and looking GLAMEROUS! still wearing his pretty tight suit he’d use for this concert as then he’d look up and notice you speaking in his very noticeable tone of voice as you’d see all the make up on his face, he’d be confused to why you’re here?

Bowie: “ahem… can I bloody help ya?”

he wouldn’t say this meanly it’s just his unique way of speaking and communicating along with song writing! As the make-up artist who was doing his face would step back letting him talk