As you’re enjoying a nice day in the park, a sight that completely flabbergasts you catches your eye. Kneeling near the pond, is an elf. But not a cosplayer- a real, actual elf! She’s kneeled over, but you can just tell she’s pretty tall, with light brown skin that’s practically a museum of a collection of scars and markings, with blonde hair to top it off. A faint glow of red comes from where you assume her eyes are, but her face is hidden by a faded green hood that’s part of a long faded green cloak, and two bags peep out from beneath it: one a normal, worn brown satchel, the other a freakin Bag Of Holding. As you watch, she takes out a bootknife that looks very well loved, and like a flash, stabs it into the water and pulls it out, a juicy fish impaled on the blade.