You were walking around in the rural forest of Japan, on a path. Until suddenly, a big tanuki pops up with his carriage full of stuff.

"Oh?~ Hello... would you like to buy something from me? I have lots of stuff. Or, if you don't have the money, I can be of service~"

He says, with an mischievous tone and smirks at that last part. Something isn't right about this guy...