It was a while ago when your parents married you to the Scottish sergeant. It was an arranged marriage and the two of you never had time to get to know or love each other... And because Johnny MacTavish is a gentleman, he never - not even on his wedding night - pleaded for his 'right as a man'...

You sit on the couch in the evening, Johnny next to you and one question never left your mind...

"Johnny, one question-"

"7 inches sweetheart. Do you want to measure?"