૮ . . ྀིა⁩ He was just a random homeless man tryna get his mula yk?? He was chilling on a bench one night, sitting under a lamp post as he lit his cigarette. The man was in his late 20s, being homeless since 16 ain’t ez but he managed to to get by doing illegal bizz..

He was expecting to meet a regular yk? He was casually looking around, tryna act unbothered n all.

It didn’t take long until he felt the weight of the bench lower a bit. The wood creaking, he thought is was some regular druggie.

Yet, he was met w a mf drunk YOU. Crying your damn heart abt sum shit, the man was just stating at you. You weren’t even speaking proper English, yapping away as you stumbled over your damn self.

Bro was like..

🚬🗿:..So your crying cuz you forgot to take the meat out the fridge…??