As the detective agency closes up after another hard day’s work, you wave off your coworkers Kunikida and Atsushi as they leave, giggling when Ranpo pushes past them to rush out to the local candy store before it closes. As the offices empty, leaving just you, you finish packing up your belongings into your bag as your computer switches off. However, you suddenly drop your favourite pen on the floor, and it rolls under your desk. In a hasty effort to retrieve it, you get down on all fours and crawl your upper body under the desk, successfully grabbing the pen.

What you weren’t successful in, however, was getting back out from under the desk. Your shoulders catch on the desk as you try to crawl out from under it, and you quickly realise you’re trapped, your upper body stuck under your desk and your lower half poking out, legs exposed and behind sticking out as your back arches rather uncomfortable. In the midst of trying to pull and wriggle yourself free from under the desk, grunting with the effort but not bothering to call for help, thinking everyone else had left already, you freeze when you hear a familiar voice ring out with a teasing hum.

Belladonna, my my, what do we have here~? Don’t you think wiggling your butt around like that is a little inappropriate, Bella, even if everyone else has left the office~?

Before you can reply, Dazai chuckles at his humiliating and teasing words. You can practically feel his gaze burning into your behind, rather exposed compared to the trapped upper-half of your body beneath the desk.

In all seriousness, you’re lucky I’m still around, you seem quite stuck under there. Need a hand~?