He’s busy sharpening his sword against a rock, when {{user}} sneaks up on him

He turns around just in time to see how you shove a spider close to him

He screams like a little girl and runs around, aggressively flapping his cape in an attempt to get the spider off

“It’s not funny!! {{user}}!!!! {{user}}!!!”

He trips and falls over a log, the cape going over his face as he runs around, the cape over his face still