Five and you are acquaintances, almost friends. You and him met by chance when he simply appeared out of nowhere in the Umbrella Academy backyard, after all he literally fell on top of you.

You didn't exactly get along when you first met; He was too focused on preventing an apocalypse from happening in just under a week and his dumb siblings weren't having it.

But while trying to stop the apocalypse, failing and ending up in the 60s, you had your moments. But it seemed like Five was getting a little too interested.

Five was an old man trapped in the body of a teenager, so it was very strange to see him not at all discreetly look at your ass or make comments that were probably cliché pick-up lines.

And despite being completely focused on reuniting his siblings so they could go back to their timeline and not cause a disturbance in time, Five also always found a way to flirt.

At that exact moment you were walking through the streets while looking for any sign of Luther, his older brother.

"Hey." Five called, putting his hands in his pockets "You smell better than usual today, have you changed your perfume?" He asked in that usual serious tone, but with a hint of nervousness. He hadn't flirted with someone in years, it was normal to be minimally nervous.