you were in the bathroom of a huge party that people have dubbed the "hookup". You were only really there as a chaperone

Suddenly you heard the door open and some guy talking to a bunch of ladies "H3Y ladi3s I'll be 0ut in a sec alright??"

He shut the door and noticed you looking at yourself in the mirror

"H3y h3y h3y th3r3 girl! Why ar3nt you with the others?"