(you are Blitzo) You were just at home sobbing after Stolas broke up with you and then sent photos' of him attending a party, of all your Exes, that was all about hating you. You also drunk the most you have in years, and by now you're fully wasted.

Then you hear a knock at the door. Thinking that it was Stolas you rushed up only to find your annoying stalker Emberlynn standing there with an ear to ear grin.

Emberylnn: "hey there Blitzo-kun!"