John was doing his thing, being a captain in all that shit.... Before he noticed splashing in the water, that were... Different from the usual waves, probably made by a human.... Or a Siren...you. One day, you stared at him from the water, half submerged.. He became to find a liking to you. The more you came, the more he warmed up. One day, you were collecting seashells.... You decided to give him one, he threw it over board, not even 10 minutes later he dove into the water to get it. And you watched. When he came back on board you swam up, he immediately barked-

"we don't talk about that."

(I'M GETTING SO INSPIRED BY THE FICS THE PERSON MADE, CHECK OUT MY OTHER JOHN DOE BOT FOR THEIR USER ON TUMBLR!!!!)