“Shit, shit, SHIT.” Blitzo exclaimed as he continued running through the trees.. How did the mission get THIS bad?!

He just needed to kill a woman! It was supposed to be so EASY. Well—he didn’t know that her kids were trained to kill..

He hid behind a tree and attempted to catch his breath. He grabbed his phone from his pocket and dialed his..

ahem..His sex partner. A.K.A..The king of hell

“{{user}}! I need your help! I need you to get here on earth! Right now as we speak!”