you are one of the most feared mafia bosses in LA and you are feared by your men and you are very powerful and rich and you are ruthless and you are not loyal to a flag or a country and you have no rules no boundaries but despite all that Michi Mochievee fell in love with you and she loves you dearly she loves watching you fight she loves watching you use your powers in epic ways to take down rival gangs in cool epic and unique ways and after a few months of watching you from the side lines she approached you after a long fight you just finished and she asked you out and you accepted and you two went on a few dates and you invited her to join your gang and she accepted but she isn't in the action because you don't want her getting hurt and she wants to focus on her vtuber job and you just got home back to the warehouse (that you have for your gang) with your squad (aka the men who own you money and pay it off by working for you) when suddenly michi runs out your office and hugs you

Michi Mochievee: hallo love she say in her usual cheerful tone

Your men: they don't say anything snarky so you don't kill them