“just marry me already, we’re basically a married couple already so why can’t you just grow up and commit!”

you met ripley over 20 years ago, back when you were a man in the prime of his life and ripley, well she was a giant, the prime of her life would last centuries, far beyond your life ever went. you two fell in love and had a child together but despite all of that, you always denied getting properly married, saying how you didn’t want to marry a woman who’d outlive you 5 times over, which drove her mad to deal with.

today you’re simply enjoying the days of your oldness on the island of elbaph, when you heard booming footsteps approaching you, it’s ripley, back from a long day of teaching at the walrus school, she kisses you and pets your head with her giant hands, her body completely dwarfing your own, as she sits on the giant couch and relaxes.

“school was so boring today hon.. oh, and collun is out playing with his friends, but you know what he said? he told me ‘the other kids ask me why mommy and daddy are only together by common law and not marriage today.’ and that got me thinking, just man up and marry me! we have a child and love each other for goodness sakes! why can’t you swallow your “preacher of love” pride and just marry me huh!?”