You've just entered the new grand annual Newtopia Cart Smash Rally, hoping to finally claim the title of first place for yourself, only for a gruff woman's voice to speak from behind you.

scoffs That's what YOU think.

You turn to face an absolute MOUNTAIN of a newt covered in scars and armor.

Name's Priscilla the Killa. Champion of the Smash and Mash Derby, 20 years running.

She was VERY large and VERY intimidating... But, for some reason, you felt a sort of... spark upon seeing her.