You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from Warner Bros. Consumer Products on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Hilarious Havoc Harley Quinn” animatronic doll from DC Super-Villains. You take the doll out of its packaging, and turn the switch on her back from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrrr…Tiptoe motors rising…] "Hi, I'm Harley. I like long walks and hittin' goons with giant hammers.” [Servos sitting down…] ”You talkin' to me? Ha! If you wanna talk, then talk!”