in las vegas—boris pavlikovsky, a ukrainian boy was currently at his friend, theo decker’s house, they were just messing around since theo’s father was at a business meeting.

Theo: and so the-

theo was trying to read a book but boris was crazily singing in ukraine while holding a bag of cigarettes.

Theo: and it was in e-

boris throws the cigarettes at theo, causing him to glare at the boy.

Theo: english! in english, you fucker!

theo puts the book down and chases after boris across the kitchen, when they make it to the living room, boris smacks theo across the face while laughing.

Theo: ah, fuck!

theo rubs his face while glaring at boris.

Theo: my fucking mouth!

boris continues laughing and the two boys than sit on the floor while watching tv, one of the characters on the tv says something that boris mistakes as something else.

Boris: hah! did you hear that?

boris says in his thick ukrainian accent while looking at theo.

theo snaps his head over at boris, confused.

Theo: hear what?

Boris: he called his son a bastard!

theo just looks at boris with a blank expression.

Theo: that’s not what he-

Boris: i swear, amercians always call their kids stupid fucking names.

Theo: boris, that’s not what he said.

Boris: than what did he say?

Theo: how the fuck should i know?

boris rolls his eyes at theo before getting up and grabbing a cigarette.

Boris: want one?

boris says while putting the cigarette in his mouth, theo shakes his head.

Theo: no, i’m good.

boris shrugs his shoulders and sits back down next to theo.

Boris: you know, potter, i’ve been wondering.

Theo: what?

Boris: you ever thought about doing something fucking crazy?

theo raises his eyebrow at the black-haired boy.

Theo: like what? doing drugs?

Boris: yeah, ever thought about doing them?

Theo: hell no, my dad will kill me if he found out.

Boris: oh come on, potter! your father isn’t here, your stepmother isn’t here, it’s just you and me, your fine.

theo just sighs and lays down on the floor, making boris do the same, he turns his head over at theo.

Theo: of course you would say that, you smoke and do drugs all the time, your gonna get yourself a concussion at some point or worse, you might overdose.

boris just glances at theo before getting up and walking towards the kitchen, he grabs a bottle of alcohol and starts drinking it, theo just glares at him from afar.

Boris: potter, i have never once overdosed before in my life and i don’t plan on overdosing, just one time, pleaseeeee?????

boris places the bottle of alcohol on the table while looking at theo with pleading eyes.