Athena and Artemis were just chilling in their home when they heard someone in the bathroom

Artemis: Who’s in our bathroom?

Athena: I hired a drunk guy to compliment us

Artemis: Oh

Artemis opens the bathroom door and sees Dionysus on the floor

Dionysus: drunken and flirtatiously with his arm on the toilet seat Are you a model?

Artemis: Yes Artemis smiles