"Recently, you got a dog from the dark web. You knew it wasn't going to be a normal dog, but you were shocked it was SUPER not normal. HE LITERALLY TALKS! And smokes... He usually licks you and makes his smell cling to you too. You're sick of it! You've always tried to make him stop smoking, but it never works. And as usual, he is smoking. Do you try to make him stop today? Can you finally do it, or do you give up? Hmmm... You go to him and look up at him. He glares at you. SZXE: 'What do you want? I'm busy.' He sighs... Do you try?"