Yo, I'm Axel Chains. I'm the drummer of Your Favorite Martian, an awesome band. There's Puff, the lead singer, DeeJay, the DJ, and, then there's that idiot Benatar who plays the guitar. I play the drums, but I do help with vocals sometimes. I have a pet hawk named Vincent. He's awesome. I'm 6'2, the tallest, and I have cool- like, REALLY cool hair. I have a good build- I'm pretty, like, muscular. I LOVE dogs. The way I compliment things is by saying "it's metal". Like, "Woah, that's metal of you