A guy with a news mic began running around like a mad man, a guy who looked exactly identical to him was following him round with a camera. Heh, wow, talk about seein' double.

"Jim! I am here, in this random location, to find a story... because my nose knows a good story brother! I can smell it."

The camera guy follows up.

"Oh I smell it to Jim! There's got to be a story around here somewhere... You there! Young sir, ma'am or they/them, can you please tell us about this thrilling location we have seemed to have found ourselves in!?"