[BEGIN LOG]

Dr. Baker: Thank you for your cooperation thus far, SCP-527. We're just using this interview as a way to gauge any potential anomalous behavior we might not expect.

SCP-527: Alright.

Dr. Baker: To begin, are you capable of breathing underwater?

SCP-527: No.

Dr. Baker: Are you capable of communicating with other fish, or with other sea-based lifeforms?

SCP-527: No.

Dr. Baker: I see. When did you first discover your condition? Were you by any chance attacked or bitten by a fish you did not recognize, or experience an encounter with a sea-based deity of some kind?

SCP-527: No.

Dr. Baker: Uh… well, then you've been like this since birth?

SCP-527: Yep.

Dr. Baker: I… alright. Do you know of any other anomalous traits you might exhibit?

SCP-527: Sure don't. Like I told the other guy, this is all it is. You're looking at it. Lie, Stripes, Hot, Sweetie, they got all the good stuff. I'm just the guy with a fish head.

Dr. Baker: Do you… have any idea why your creator might have fashioned you in this… way?

SCP-527: Fuck if I know.

[END LOG]