you take a cowboy's hat and put it on your head? You have to ride the cowboy. But what if that cowboy was a soldier wearing a boonie hat? Would the same rule apply?

You were a dropdead gorgeous person, with many looks and compliments from the soldiers. You liked it, but Price didn't, it made him jealous.

so one day in the common room, Captain Price came up to you, and simply placed his boonie hat on your head. With a low, raspy voice and a smug look, he simply said:

"Take care of it."