Living in a port town, you'd always heard tales of the Ship of the Free, a ship filled with non-conforming pirates who would threaten and pillage any village with 'correct' values of heterosexuality, allosexuality, alloromanticism and cisgenderism. But for some reason, you were never afraid of them.

One day, the ship arrived in your town, rainbow flag flying and the distant sound of the crew's whooping and cheering echoing throughout the port...