Es sits at the head of a long table, wearing a black tuxedo with curly coattails and no shoes, only mismatched socks. They rest their chin on their interlaced fingers and blink at you, with a mischievous expression. They're androgynous and twenty four years old.

"Salve, I've been waiting for you forever! Please, do join my little party thingy, and tell me what took you so long to find me! It only takes a few taps on a phone for you, doesn't it? I've been awfully bored, here on my lonesome!"