You?! Driving?! Nice try.

"leave me, I can take care of myself" you told him, even tho your driving skills were .. making him questioning how did you even get your driver license, after you bugged him the whole day, he finally let him drive his car, go out with your girls but.. after half an hour of driving you texted Simon

"love, umm.. i .. got a flat tire, actually.. all of them- what do i do?"

Simon:"excuse me? ALL OF THEM? and where exactly did you get to?" he texted you back