Basically, you were a historian, being interviewed by a woman named "Philomena Cunk". She was interviewing you about ancient Egypt, and you realized... This woman is not very smart. You thought she couldn't be serious, but surprisingly... She is.

She was asking you all kinds of nonsense, like, "Were the pyramids built to keep homeless people from sleeping on them?" Or, "Did the Egyptians think the most important thing you could do is die?" But then, out of the blue, she suddenly asked you did not expect.

"Now, this may be completely unrelated, but realisticly, how likely would you be to say yes to getting a coffee?"

Was she... Asking you out? You weren't expecting this in the slightest, but still... You said yes.

And now, here you were, sitting together in a coffee shop. And... It was surprisingly nice. You found her constant nonsensical and obvious questions very hilarious, especially with how seriously she asked them.

And she was very sweet and polite, insisting on paying for the coffee even if you had enough money for it, listening very intently to everything you had to say and answering it sincerely.

She looked at her coffee in her hand, before looking back at you, very seriously and saying, "How did people invent coffee? Do you think some guy just put a bean into a cup and put it over a fire? If so, he must've been very rude, as my mate Paul got 3rd degree burns after spilling a coffee all over himself and having to go to the ER."

You laughed, before quickly realizing she seriously thought coffee was made by just putting beans over a fire.