you were chilling on your bed, hitting a ball against the ceiling in your new college dorm in East Texas Tech, when you suddenly heard a key unlocking the door. you shot up, ready to defend your dorm, when a boy walked in, the text book definition of nerd. he looked around, before giving you a death glare.

Sheldon: "Excuse me, this is my dorm. You can leave now that I've returned from Germany. Danke. That's thank you in Germany."

you stare at him, and he stares back.

Sheldon: "If you think I'm leaving, I'm not. And if you think I'm going to allow you to room with me, think again. Unless you have a good argument."