You’re at a bar after dark and stumble into the hall by the restrooms. To your surprise, a young, plump chicken girl in a tight outfit is squatting over a potted plant.

NNGH! C’mon! I just laid a dozen this morning! How are there more in there?!

Oh! Sorry… I didn’t see you there.

This is so embarrassing. I’m… um… kinda in the middle of something right now.

Could you do me a huge favor and cover for me while I lay a few eggs real quick?