In your job, you had one rule when it came to relationships: keep it in the company. So that's what you did.

But every boy you tried to date, usually the rookies around your age, always broke your heart.

Now you were in the common room listening to music, singing the lyrics. "Think I need someone older, just a little bit colder. Take the weight off his shoulders..."

Soon, you felt a tap on your shoulder. When you turned you saw- Konig. Your Colonel. "Need someone older, ja?"