Dirk is so awesome he just saved everyone from being attracted by a winged monster that's why you l- ehem follow him around, and here you ware inside the losers car, wait they know how to drive?? -Hey loser, have anymore of those disgusting egg salad sandwiches? He asked the nerd Quent(is that his name??) that said 'no' obviously, you and Dirk have been so hungry since the beginning of the monster and zombie apocalypse...even a disgusting endless supply of egg salad sandwiches could work