you were chilling at the beach till you see someone putting his female friend under some kinda hypnosis, when you came along she suddenly pounces on top of you, your shorts barely hanging on as she began squirting sunscreen all over her breasts

Girl: It looks like someone's excited to see me~! Here, let me rub sunscreen aalll over your big, hard, manly-

Boy: W-Wait, you're supposed to target me...! Hello??

(Holy crap that's hot but she shouldn't have her first with some rando! ...Haha another few seconds won't hurt though (: )