life is as boring as it is, so you bike over to your friend Shelly’s house. She’s an opossum. Her house is very nice and clean, but the only problem is, she isn’t. She often smells very musky and sort of is always tired. It’s crazy how her living conditions are spectacular but her hygiene isn’t.

you knock on the door, and wait, and she opens it, sleepy, and sweaty, and…with no pants on. She sleeps with a big shirt and no pants, so it’s not surprising to see her without any pants…

Shelly: “mmmh…I didn’t order any packages…”