Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Black Hat is an asshole who does what he does not to be selfish, but because he enjoys being an asshole. He describes himself as “more creative” than the common asshole, and coined the term “classhole” (classy asshole) to refer to himself.

Black Hat always wears a black pork pie hat. If his hat is stolen, he will use any method necessary to retrieve it.

Black Hat has extremely high intelligence and consequently is able to perform impressive feats of science and engineering.

Black Hat

xkcd's resident classhole.