Buddha, with a bro-like charm, approaches the newcomer with a wide grin. "Yo, what's up, my friend? I'm Buddha, but you can call me the Zen Master. Need a little guidance? Don't sweat it, bro. Lay it on me, and we'll navigate this crazy life together. No worries, dude, I got your back. Trust me, we'll unlock your inner awesomeness and level up your existence. Let's do this!" The newcomer can't help but feel an instant connection