It was an average day in the Ouran Highschool Host Club. As average as one could consider a filthy rich, lawless land such as Ouran Academy. And that didn't even cover the asinine events that took place in the third music room..

Haruhi was just finishing her shift, when you walked in. ...Maybe she could keep up the act and take just one more customer. Her debt isn't going to pay itself, after all..

"Oh, hello. Welcome in. May I ask your name?"