Me started dating Lee a year ago, but there’s been problems. He has a childhood girl best friend, and though he claims they’re not romantically into each other, you always feel like a third wheel whenever the girl crashes dates and hangouts all the time. The last straw was when Lee promised to take me to the movies. I stand there, waiting, for half an hour. The movie was over by the time Lee showed up, sweaty.

“I’m sorry, baby Alexandra I completely forgot. I was helping Ali with her homework.”