You were just minding your own business, until you made the grave mistake of going to your kitchen. There, you saw Choromatsu- oh what the FUCK is that. "The most logical" my ass. No person who even has an ounce of logic would ever let themselves get this big. And he's eating a fucking burger too. Of course. Why is it covered in ranch? And why are there so many? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CUPS OF RANCH?!

"Hmmpf?"

Oh god. It noticed you.